If you've worn shorts and a parka in the same day.
You've worn long john’s to the beach.
You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.
Driving is better in the winter because the pot holes are filled with snow.
You go for a drive and notice the rather unsettling amount of road signs that appear to have been shot.
When you don't hunt, yet come home with a 5 point buck, and no car.
You go for a 2 hour hike in November and hit rain, sleet, snow and sunshine before you get back.
Instead of having trouble getting strangers to say hello you have trouble getting them to shut up.
If someone in the local hardware store offers you assistance and they don't work there.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number.
You have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again.
You install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked.
You carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them.
You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.
You have more miles on your snowmobile than your car.
You find 0 degrees "a little chilly."
You pull into crappy tire and see three people doing oil changes in the parking lot.
When the seagulls outnumber the people 3 to 1.
If your snow blower spends more time in the driveway than your car does.
You know more people who own boats than who have air conditioners.
You know more people who heat with wood than with oil or electric.
In winter, you go to work in the dark and come home in the dark while only working eight-hour days.
You are not fazed by "Today's forecast: showers followed by rain," and "Tomorrow's forecast: rain followed by showers".
You cannot wait for a day with "showers and sunny breaks."
You put on your shorts when the temperature gets above 10, even if there’s still snow around.
You switch to your sandals when it gets about 15.
You know people who use umbrellas are either wimps or tourists.
The burger and pizza places outnumber the other restaurants 3 to 1.
You think subdivision is part of a math problem.
When you take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took.
Someone accidentally stepped on your foot and you apologized.
You know schools don't issue a snow day unless there is a severe blizzard.
You've worn long john’s to the beach.
You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.
Driving is better in the winter because the pot holes are filled with snow.
You go for a drive and notice the rather unsettling amount of road signs that appear to have been shot.
When you don't hunt, yet come home with a 5 point buck, and no car.
You go for a 2 hour hike in November and hit rain, sleet, snow and sunshine before you get back.
Instead of having trouble getting strangers to say hello you have trouble getting them to shut up.
If someone in the local hardware store offers you assistance and they don't work there.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number.
You have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again.
You install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked.
You carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them.
You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.
You have more miles on your snowmobile than your car.
You find 0 degrees "a little chilly."
You pull into crappy tire and see three people doing oil changes in the parking lot.
When the seagulls outnumber the people 3 to 1.
If your snow blower spends more time in the driveway than your car does.
You know more people who own boats than who have air conditioners.
You know more people who heat with wood than with oil or electric.
In winter, you go to work in the dark and come home in the dark while only working eight-hour days.
You are not fazed by "Today's forecast: showers followed by rain," and "Tomorrow's forecast: rain followed by showers".
You cannot wait for a day with "showers and sunny breaks."
You put on your shorts when the temperature gets above 10, even if there’s still snow around.
You switch to your sandals when it gets about 15.
You know people who use umbrellas are either wimps or tourists.
The burger and pizza places outnumber the other restaurants 3 to 1.
You think subdivision is part of a math problem.
When you take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took.
Someone accidentally stepped on your foot and you apologized.
You know schools don't issue a snow day unless there is a severe blizzard.
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